Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Cleanliness IS next to Godliness (and keeping Craziness at bay)

Oh my god I could have kissed my cleaner when she appeared this morning!!

As I moaned yesterday, I was hanging out for her to arrive.

Things had gotten so bad that I abandoned my normal routine of 'tidying up for the cleaner' (which is deranged on a good day let alone when I'm suffering from a cold and have fatigue from the sudden increase in exercise that I'm doing).

Hell hath no fury like a woman unhappy with her cleaner, and my cleaner's ears have been burning furiously for months as I bemoaned the fact that I thought she was slacking off. 

Today however, if I had the power I would be giving her a sainthood!  I wonder what sort of sainthood that would be?  Immaculate Bambi of the BAM??? Ha ha (sad, I'm laughing at my own jokes!!!)

Anyway, in celebration of my state of cleanliness and the fact that it has moved me another step away from losing my mind...I've gone NUTS with my smart phone (sadly not an iPhone) and am sharing the shots of CLEAR floors, CLEAR counters, CLEAR tables and OMG empty laundry baskets...........except for the Ironing which I'm still lamenting!!

Now if only I could pull in a favour with the ironing fairy my happiness would be complete!!!


  1. NOTHING better. I totally get this. My cleaner has slipped the discs in her back and I've had to do it for the last 6 weeks or so, I cannot wait till she is back. I don't do toilets!

  2. Hahahahahahahahahaha....pay KAT 1 to do the ironing!!!!

    ps....LOVE the photos. You are truly funny.



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